spider nigga

a black guy who was bit by a radioactive thot instead of shooting webs he shootes niggas

Hey look its spider nigga and he is spinning the block

by jhony ate the sock December 16, 2021

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave April 27, 2006

Red Slide

The term given when a man has intercourse with a woman on her menstrul cycl

Bob was so eager to have sex with Sally, he did not mind ridding the red slide.

by ASanchez September 27, 2006

Crow Slide

An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.

Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.

by Khaytsus May 2, 2007

New Jersey slip-n-slide

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.

"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."

by Thomas Haislip November 12, 2008

Clock Spider

Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it

1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.

by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003

Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009