McDonald County Snack Tray

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.

My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!

by Mccountychubbybuddy December 17, 2024

silly snacks

Cute little snacks you make out of candy with your mother

Mom-"Timmy, are you ready to make silly snacks with me?"
Timmy-"Mom, I'm masturbating, leave me alone!"

by Osamnay November 17, 2011

Snack Pack

The name for two very attractive women that are together.

"Angela and Barb just walked in" - Dillon
"Oh my god what a snack pack" -AP

by Snaplatts May 17, 2018

snack mask

When you slather a delicious substance (i.e. peanut butter) on a man’s member while sucking him off to prolong the pleasurable experience

Woman: this is taking a while and I’m hungry, I’m just gonna give you a snack mask to get me through this.

by JennyMacSnackAttack January 6, 2018

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Shit Snack

A person, place, thing, or idea which brings to mind the act of or is of comparable unpleasantness to eating, or "snacking" on shit.

"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."

by BlackMetalBarbie August 5, 2025

Quick Snack

When someone shits in someone else's mouth, and the receiving party ingests said shit.

I just quick snacked an old lady

by Halfasianwithabigcock June 7, 2016