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A simp.

person 1: hey dude!
person 2: your a simp.
by The.best.memeist June 22, 2020
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Simp

A term used by incels and misogynists to shame gentlemen who respect women and defend them. It's also used to shame provider men who take care of their women and protect them.
*A man protects and provides for his woman and treats her as a priority*
Failure incel: he's a simp.
by Freakphobe January 6, 2021
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SIMP

A puffy pussy that looks like homer simpsons mouth
fuck that deflated pussy shit Im out here looking for some simps.
by Scrimbledegg April 3, 2019
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Simp

by niggerthoughts March 22, 2020
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Simp

A dude who is just “too nice.”

Simps are usually those dudes who are friend zoned by women that they truly like/love/want more than anything, but are usually placed in a lower ranking than other guys in a females repertoire, because a Simp practices a chivalrous, respectful, and friendly approach.

Girls find simps strictly platonic and if YOU are a simp, chances are you’ll go through the motions of dead end conversations, lack of effort towards you unless a girl wants something from you (I.e. A couple bucks, someone to talk to about other guy trouble, alcohol runs without an invite to drink, etc.),
Barely being recognized for your effort towards said female, and being thrown to side for other men.

For lack of better words: a dude who can’t get pussy because girls think he’s too nice of a guy.

See Nice Guy or Friendzoned
Jay: Yeah man, Jessica definitely keeps throwing me off to the side.

Ty: What do you mean?

Jay: I took her out to dinner, then she asked me to drop her off at a house that wasn’t hers. I’m like getting nothing from her.

Ty: Stop trying bro, you’re acting like a Simp.

Jay: I guess so bro..
by SpazzMoto September 21, 2019
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simp

Benji, Parker, Aries and Leila
Leila: haha ur such a simp Benji
Benji: lol how?
Leila: ahaha u were talking to that egirl all night completing her even tho u got a girl
Benji: bruhhh
by hentaisimpenthusiast April 11, 2020
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Simp

Dylan Commerford, a.k.a. someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon
Dylan, a simp, ain't getting the wet kitty
by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019
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