shower power

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I hear he does shower power every day.

by ShowerPowerer April 7, 2009

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shower of shit

A complete waste of space; someone who seems to serve no purpose than to ruin your day

John's been a right shower of shit today - meaning John's ruined my day.

by GrumpyPenguin January 31, 2017

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golden shower

n. Cascade of gold medals won by a team at a sporting event.

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Canada wins again! I hope this golden shower never ends!

by gnostic 2 March 2, 2014

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A mythical creature that during the 1700's, in colonial America, that would lure male teenagers into its cave during a rain storm with promises to give them knowledge of plants, and procede to torture and eat them.

In 1776 while fighting the british, Twp militia men, James R. Higgins III & Captain Brian Andrew Jacobs discovered a abandoned cave in Maryland filled with bones and articles of men's clohing.

T'Showers is said to appear every 50 years as a High School Biology Teacher due to her love of plants and fresh testostrone.

Cherries were thought to be a repelent.

When It begins to rain and I walk through the woods I run for I do not wish to be approached by T'Showers.

"Yo Nate, I Think our bio teacher is T'Showers."
"Dude, I need to go buy some cherries then!"

by piratehooker69 May 14, 2008

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