go some shitty

When Tonikaku (aka Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura in Japan) tried to say Gotham City at the 2023 final of "Britain's Got Talent" show, he could not make himself understood. Instead, what the audience heard is "Go Some Shitty," which kind of made sense to them because his repeatedly same performance was somehow shitty.

Man 1: Hey, what was the movie like?
Man 2: I don't know. It would go some shitty!

by Pamela B. June 12, 2023

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

shitty mcfly

When you think you got the drip but it looks like shit

I got dressed but made myself look shitty mcfly

by Daddyuchiha420 January 2, 2023

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

I just gave keighten a shitty slider

by Viridianhero June 1, 2024

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

shitty and useless

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by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022