thats what she said

I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore.

Mailman: "Where do you want the mail?"
Victim: "Stick it in there."
Mailman: "Thats what she said!"

by Jimmythefish March 19, 2008

She stretched like that on purpose

YouTube's shitty algorithm thought that I was looking for half naked big tits, when in reality I was searching for 'Escape from Tarkov'

'She stretched like that on purpose' is a video whenever you search for something on YouTube

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

he-ing and she-ing

To have sex, but in a way that you can respond to anyone outside without sounding weird.

What are y'all doing back there, he-ing and she-ing?

Nah, we're just playing cards.

by AnalFirextinguisher September 08, 2019

when she wants the welp

a phrase that only the chadliest of chads utter, signifies that a female wants the famous youtuber yuvithedude

"When she wants the WELP!" - Chad
"damn! that guy is so cool" - bob
"i wanna date him so bad now" - woman
"ngl I kinda want the welp now" - monkey

by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023

when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place

Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend

by SalKhan March 23, 2023

thats what she said

"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:

"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.

innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.

by photeman November 06, 2005

she has a great personality

"She has a great personality" can be used when talking about a girl with a great rack or ass in lieu of using vulgar comments or to simply hide your true thoughts from friends or females in the vicinity.

Slang for a nice set of tits or ass

*About a girl with huge tits*

Joe - Damn, she has a great personality!

Brian - Yeah her personality is huge!

"That girl has a real tight personality!
"Yeah she's got an amazing personality!"

by The Juggernaut73 August 08, 2012