second rate mate

someone who will only hang out with you if they have nothing to do, and are very bored. usually apart from this they will rarley speak to you

Jenny's new boyfriend was busy on saturday so she relied on her second rate mate to watch a movie with her.

whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company

by lifes.two.short May 16, 2006

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

Second Cousin

A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball

"Don't you dare hit me I'm your second cousin"

"you don't want to do that we are family"

by The bitch came back February 5, 2015

Second wave GoFag

A typically spastic Go!Animate/Vyond user on Vyond (back then as Go!Animate) that idiotically believes Alvin Hung is poor and needs money when in reality much to the blindness of those guys, he is a greedy ass cheapskate with a shit ton filled with money.

"Oh holy crap, this won't be fun... I am really aware of the second wave GoFags coming after me saying that Alvin Hung is poor when he actually isn't, are they just blind or something?"

by MattGuy November 6, 2018

30 second rule

Taking 30 seconds to think before you say anything, because 99% of what you say right away is stupid.

This is most commonly used in the World of Warcraft.

"Raloth, 30 second rule!!!"

"Shut up Raloth, 30 second rule!"

by Valjean October 28, 2008

Voltron season 7

The season that literally pushed a fandom to completely say fuck you to the cannon and make an entire god damn “fannon” reboot withe everything the show wasn’t.

I literally did not think that a show could push its fans to collectively say fuck it I’ll do it myself but Voltron season 7 somehow managed

by I will not give you my name August 17, 2018

sloppy seconds

To engage in sexual intercouse where ejaculation has previously ocurred in the orifice by another male within a short time frame. The sperm and semem is then used as a natural lubrication by the second male. Although the term may be used to describe both vaginal and anal intercourse with a male or female, it is traditionally used to describe vaginal intercourse.

I'm tired of always getting dad's sloppy seconds with my sister

by King of Porn October 25, 2003