Pull a santa

A reverse burglary

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

Santa Special

When you somehow manage to do this, you know that shit was crazy. When you puke all over a rooftop from intoxication. This a diffucult achievement because you know you aint coming down from that roof

"Yeah, that party was so nuts I santa specialed that whole roof"

by Santa special December 15, 2015

santa jaws

the worlds sexiest shark asf!!

ong santa jaws dick is so huge it practically came out of my mouth!

by pussy power!😜 December 24, 2020

santa

santa is the christmas celebrity

santa is very naughty

by ho23 October 26, 2018

Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020