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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin
by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023
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Charlie robbins

A stupid cunt with shitty hair and is a faggot and bad at basketball
Wow look at Charlie robbins he’s so ugly and bad at basketball
by Jaccoiboizey August 3, 2023
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Paige robbins

The truest version of a turkey egg who can out preform anyone at an Amish oil change
Man that Paige Robbins gave me an Amish oil change I'll never forget
by robbinsjoel600 October 11, 2023
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Baskin-Robbins

An ice cream shop that is almost always connected to a Dunkin Donuts(they're owned by the same company). They have decent ice cream. They are owned by some random British soldier. They also own Arby's, Jimmy Johns, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Sonic. The british soldier is currently taking down the Christmas tree.
Jeff: IM GOING TO BASKIN-ROBBINS!
by PepeParkParkRanger December 27, 2023
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Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.
1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.
by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024
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HOF Robber

The Saints 2009 sweep of 3 HOF QBs in the playoffs.
HOF Robber was in Jordan Thomas Cooper’s colleagues the Jindals state.
by Coop Dupe February 25, 2024
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