retarded stud

A nigga with a dick so big that every time he gets a hard on all the blood rushes into his dick causing brain damage due to lack of oxygen. The nigga is always fucking black hoes and white skanks so his IQ gets lower over time. The nigga doesn't care if this happens because the bitches he fucks wants him for his big dick not his mind. Most whites think niggas is born stupid or destroy their brains with drugs, this isn't true it's their big dicks that fuck them up.

ELmo is one retarded stud his IQ is smaller than his dick. But he doesn't care he still fucks all the bitches.

by yorkiestomper April 9, 2008

Retarded

90% of the Clan Mail I recieve in Clash of Clans

The Clan Mail I woke up to in Clash of Clans are retarded

by Mr. Awesome II April 27, 2015

retarded

The most hateful and hurtful word in the English language.
Originally meaning having an intelectual disability, also known as mental retardation. For some reason people started using it to mean stupid or dumb. Mentally retarded people are anything but dumb. People with disabilities are for sure the most discriminated group of people. How many of you are against racism or sexism? But do you even think twice before you call someone "retarded"?

"Thats soooo retarded".
Honestly? You have no idea.

by itsnotretarded. June 29, 2009

Retard Stick

Slang for an analog stick on video game console controllers, usually used by gamers who prefer PC gaming over consoles. The mouse and keyboard system is much quicker, more precise, and responsive than analog sticks. Switching from the PC setup to an analog stick setup makes the controls feel slow and clumsy. Many developers factor this in, as PC versions of games often have higher AI and/or difficulty than console versions, as the player has the potential for much higher reaction time and control.

Hey, why are you using that retard stick when you could be playing on the PC with a mouse! It's superior in every way.

by David J. Hansen April 5, 2008

retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 2, 2003

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

retarded female

1. any member of the non-male gender who feels the need to form an exculsive clique with their other non-male friends and talk shit about people

2. any member of the non-male gender who wrongfully bashes males in general, without acknowledging the fact that many of said males are actually good people who would respect their interests given the chance

3. any single member of the non-male gender with meets with other single non-male persons to talk about who they hooked up with, how drunk they were, how good it was, and their personal best for the number of times it happened in a certain duration of time (often one year); in this case it would be "retarded females"

4. most feminists, including all radical ones

paris hilton, nicole ritchie, britney spears, anna nicole smith, pamela anderson, houston, a prositute, 99% of blondes, alex trebek's wife, hillary clinton, laura bush, most fat girls and retarded female busybodies

by i am anonymous and i'm better than you April 20, 2007