Mint cat of randomness

(Noun)

The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime

"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person

by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016

Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

Random Object Narcissist

A person of moral disrepute who terrorize others by stealing things oblivious to the consequences.

“Why did he steal the grill off the car? What a hick!?”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”

by karmaneckwe October 13, 2025

Random Sexual Definitons

The Things People Post Onto This Website Because They Are Bored.
Has Forever Ruined Many Words For Me.

Person 1: "Oh Im Gonna Look Up Random Word On UrbanDictionary!"
*Sees Random Sexual Definitons*
Person 1: "Great, Well I'm Off To Go Kill Myself."

by fwefff January 16, 2023

randome

the act of giving random head

I feel so slutty with all the randome I've been giving; I should really scale it back but there are so many deserving men.

by theUlTiMaTebabe March 8, 2011

Random

What you are looking at

"Bob is random"

by Ayaan 90 September 13, 2022