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once in a purple moon

An extremely rare occurrence, rarer than 'once in a blue moon'.
A particular team winning the championship happens once in a purple moon. A total solar eclipse seen from Europe happens once in a purple moon.
by cosmic user January 23, 2020
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You're my purple

Another way of saying " you're gay"
Also used for platonic (or maybe not 🌚) soulmates that have gay energy.
"George, you're my purple." ".. Sure man, you're my purple too, but no homo"

They are most of the time homo anyways.
by Larry the platypus April 13, 2023
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Let's Make Purple

A phrase which represents unity and peace. It means to compromise, to bridge a divide, or to come to an understanding with an adversary.
Honestly, the Jayhawks and Wildcats are both from Kansas. Why are they fighting? Just mix crimson and blue and let's make purple!
by TheBareBear July 31, 2023
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You Are my Purple

You are my purple can be defined as The person you can trust with all your heart. T he one you'll never let go, that somebody that you love and will never leave them. someone who came into your life and made it better by simply being there.
by I am so sorry June 10, 2023
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purple promise

A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"

"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."

The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
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Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.
I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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purple milkshake

a sexual manouvre so controversial, so vile, so gut-wrenchingly disturbing that it cannot be explained on this website. it makes felching look like having tea with you grandma. it makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a couple of frigid nuns.

they do not sell this at wendys
she was giving me the shits so i gave her a purple milkshake. that shut her up.
eg to a partner/sibling/child as a form of discipline: "if you're going to behave like that i'm going to be forced to give you a purple milkshake"
by 60 2nd squire December 17, 2008
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