poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Poopalacaucus

A poopalacaucus is a bowl consisting of different strands of marijuana, hash, and kief. It is extremely strong.

Light that poopalacaucus.

by Catalán May 13, 2011

Poop Daddy

official name of best character in the best movie of all time, the emoji movie

Poop Daddy is my #1 waifu

by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017

Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.

Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!

by TWEFJ November 29, 2019

Vapo-poop

Discarded weed residue cleaned out of a vaporizer after all the volatile active compounds have been released. Also known as re-vape.

Look at the color of that vapo-poop. You should crank up the temperature a notch to get most our of your weed.

by franco420 January 28, 2009

jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.

Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.

by Neal B and Chris S June 25, 2010