pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

Suede Patch Club

A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.

Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?

by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

Pig in a Peanut Patch Release

The act of having a woman make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich, then having her deliver it and perform fellatio on you while eating the sandwich. AKA PPPR.

Hey Bitch give me a PPPR. or Dude your sister gave me a Pig in a Peanut Patch Release.

by awfltrth October 15, 2008

patched

to be extremely high

throy was patched off his ass..

by espy May 17, 2005

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014