piss flaps

A womans labia, lips (wink, wink)

That girl has her piss flap pierced

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004

piss bottle

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.

Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!

by Robbie T. May 2, 2006

piss nirvana

A heightened state of urinary awareness and euphoria, achieved after urinating for two minutes without interruption.

Jay- Dude, today I finally achieved piss nirvana.

Zac- No way man! I never get past 1:28

Jay- Seriously man, I see everything differently now

Zac- I need to drink some water

by volklman September 21, 2009

smash piss

To drink alcohol in excess and at a very fast rate. Performed with the intention of getting rat arsed as quickly as possible.

I haven't had a drink since we got in this morning. Let's go smash some piss, Jonaldhino.

I really feel like smashing piss right now.

We smashed a lot of piss last night.

I can't wait to smash piss again tonight.

by Chowgz February 11, 2007

fake a piss

A late realization of urinal anxiety where a man becomes too anxious to piss after he has already stepped up to the urinal so he stands at the urinal with his dick out pretending to pee until the man next to him leaves.

Normally I don't suffer from urinal anxiety but this time I had no choice but to take the urinal next to the big black guy. Once I got there I stood there with my dick out but I was too nervous to piss and it was too late to bail out and go to a stall so I had to fake a piss until he left.

by pee shy guy May 17, 2009

piss washing

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.

1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.

by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009

Piss Stain

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.

Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014