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Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.
Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"
by Flobie Jim July 22, 2012
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Spomered a pizza

To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.
It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.
by Bandit_0351 June 23, 2013
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What's that pizza sayin'

When one is concerned about the integrity of said pizzas and airs the concern with the owner , so to speak , of the pizza.
Person 1: what's that pizza sayin'
Person 2: it's pepperoni from rios down the road
Person 1: *high pitched laughter* ye lad init
by HIVen July 7, 2017
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chillin’ a pizza roll

I’m just chillin’ a pizza roll with my man Davey.
by Mulpavis January 1, 2018
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Shotgunning a Pizza

The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).
Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza

We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?
by The Bro One November 27, 2018
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Happy's Pizza

Happy's Pizza lost they mind! 5 great deals for $9.99! Get the Jumbo Shrimp, hand battered dip, or the Happy Wings, great with anything! Get some rib tips, or a slab of ribs, or some pizza! What's it gonna cost us, kid? $9.99, $9.99, at Happy's Pizza for a limited time!
Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!
by chimken_nunget September 7, 2019
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Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguin who dress in pizzas, a pink beanie and glasses. They all are green and will not accept any other color penguins because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins, (Or AAPP) go around in costume spamming words and stealing puffles to eat after a hard day of raiding. Their weaknesses include the ban hammer, orange puffles, Penguins from the parlor, and mad pizza chiefs with an appetite. If you are faced with an Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguin, smile cause your probably on CherryCheese's video.
"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"
by CherryCheese November 23, 2019
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