PhantasyStarOnline

an online community. kids join this to have kiddie-sex (cyber sex, a pathetic form of masturbation where two people type to each other what they would do to each other if they were mature enough to have real sex, or they're just really sad people/butt-ugly people, who get off to text).
otherwise a place where people can obtain a false popularity by being a sell-out.

I'm just a loser in real life, so I think I'll pick up a copy of PhantasyStarOnline. I can be popular there and everyone will love me.

by LateralProff August 15, 2003

phantomdevil

goodlooking
god
yourdaddy
yourmomslover

omg omg omg omg phantomdevil ownage!

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Phantasorgasmic

an orgasm of EPIC proportions

"Dude, I saw Stephanie Yau naked the other day and I came."

"Oh, Dude, how was it?"

"Phantasorgasmic."

by sarznewjarz September 26, 2008

Phanturd

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.

He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.

by Jack De October 16, 2008

Phantom

One who opens a website, then decides to close it. But then change their mind and re-open it a year later.

Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.

"Yo man, what happened to the site?" - "Guess he pulled another Phantom."

by Budah09 June 5, 2009

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

by Fenrar28 June 9, 2009

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009