Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 8, 2024

pearl syrup

Another term for cum, or sperm.

I gave her/him pear syrup :^)
There was pearl syrup all over the mouth

by BBW, Big Black Widow May 15, 2016

lip pearls

White Crusties in the corner of the mouth

Tyler wipe off those lip pearls

by Brody’s mom January 17, 2024

Maggie Pearls

A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.

How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?

Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.

by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022

Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

Pick me Pearl

A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.

"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"

by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017