Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Stalker's Paradise

A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.

I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.

by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013

The Broadway Paradox

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time.

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time. The Broadway Paradox

by Lakeside4life September 27, 2018

redneck truck parade

Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood

I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes

by bhrules November 5, 2020

The Recommendation Paradox

We live in a time where options for the consumption of entertainment media is extremely saturated. We have never had more choice.

So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.

The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.

Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.

“Jono has been telling me to play Hades like everyday for the past 6 months, I finally gave in and it wasn’t that good.”

“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”

by Maait96 February 28, 2021

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

Paradoxasaur

A creature that, if you believe in it, it exists. If you believe it doesn not exist, then it exists.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

by allatropic February 10, 2007