Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.

"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."

by Ritzabee December 21, 2008

red pack

a red square that holds a rubber

The teenage boy had many red packs in his wallet for festivities that night.

by helga jones December 28, 2009

Savage Pack Attack

A Savage Pack Attack is a violent beating meted out by drunken, handsome men. Whilst this sounds aggressive and possibly highly illegal, a Savage Pack Attack or S.P.A, is only used for self-defense.

1. J.D really bit of more than he could chew when the Savage Pack Attack turned up
2. Bottling or no bottling, that Savage Pack Attack really made my night
3. Tupps: "Did you see the way that KID looked at me?"
Horrocks: "I sure did. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Tupps: "SAVAGE PACK ATTACK!"

by TGR Online May 17, 2010

Wack Pack

A wack pack is a group of people, each of them being highly unique, that all share a common interest(s) and usually share certain physical characteristics. The wack pack has events that each member of the pack happily attends. These events are not seen in the community as normal behavior. The wack pack usually entertains themselves with video games, cards, computer games, movies, etc. Almost always the sanctioned wack pack events are dry (no alcohol) and do not involve members of the opposite sex (females). Not only do wack pack events almost never involve females, but the events are never held with meeting females as the goal. This is also not seen as normal behavior in the community. One important characteristic of the wack pack is that not one of their many events are ever held to meet women. This is odd behavior because none of the wack pack members are homosexual. As a result of this, masturbation may be a frequent behavior, further adding meaning to the name Wack pack and the group’s mystique.

There is a congregation of wack packers – (the name given to individuals who belong to the wack pack) in the Downriver area of metro-Detroit

Another spelling is Whack Pack.

A group of guys that are wacky. See above.

by Steve E June 24, 2005

Carolina snack pack

When your significant other packs you a pair of solid panites in a zip lock bag to be enjoyed while on the go.

angi makes the best Carolina snack pack.

by drawsum May 20, 2011

weenie pack

The back of a fat persons neck,where the rolls of fat look like a pack of hot dogs!

She is so fat that bitch had a weenie pack!!!!

by g3rd January 9, 2005

six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 2, 2003