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Vehicle Operator

The "best" job in the Air Force. You basically do a job that the Army does. Drive around the streets of Iraq and Afghanistan in convoys and just pray to God you dont die. Alot of people come into the Air Force open mechanical, and hope to get some kind of mechanical job workin on airplanes. They don't even kno there is such a job as vehicle operator, as most people dont, which falls under the mechanical category of jobs in the airforce. many of these people end up gettin a little more than they bargained for and become vehicle operators. The job is physically demanding and by the time your 30 you look about 50, if u even live to be that long. Go Veh- Ops!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Vehicle Operators kid: When I grow up I wanna be a vehicle operator just like you dad!

Vehicle Operator: No! Go to college!!!
by angry vehicle operator May 14, 2009
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Penal Opera

When person (1) is receiving fellatio from person (2) while (2) is humming a song into person (1)'s stretched open urethra.
Nick: How was last night's date? She give you sloppy toppy?
Conor: Fuck yea, man. She gave me Penal Opera
by NickrophiIia March 10, 2019
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Bomb Doors open

When a poo has begun to fight it's way out.
I sighed with relief when my bomb doors opened
by JayNW December 9, 2008
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You're OPEN!

In 10 pin bowling, if you hit all the pins on the first ball, it's called a strike, if you hit all the pins on the second ball, it's called a spare, but if you leave some pins up, then you're open.

When you try to strike someone with a diss, and you totally miss your target, then you are also, open.
Person 1: Your mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
Person 2: My mother died of a heart attack last night.
Person 3: You're OPEN!
by SXChen November 24, 2009
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ripped open

(v.) When a man shoves his penis into a woman's ass so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement.
I saw wubag's panties today - with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.
by crippled_death May 8, 2005
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open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation
last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet
by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004
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wide open

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.
Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.
by Marty Dosh January 14, 2008
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