A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
Get the Grease Monkeymug. by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021
Get the Grease Merchmug. v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.
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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.
Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
Get the greasing congressmug. When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
Get the Grease hole contestmug. 1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016
Get the pumpin your grease gunmug. When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
Get the Greased Egg gripmug. When a single action causes multiple reactions, affecting more than one person/group/organization for the same reason - splattering like grease and landing on several individuals.
by Brando's Magnum Dong September 24, 2021
Get the Caught greasemug.