Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021

Munch

Marland Shanklin

Marland ShanklIn?? THATS THE BIGGEST MUNCH I KNOW

by Big claw December 16, 2022

Munch Bunch

When you 'nom', or playfully munch somebody's nose

"Hey, you wanna munch bunch?"

by James Jiffy October 29, 2021

Munch

A Munch is a man that likes too give women head and simps over women and is down bad for them

Girl honestly that boy is in love with me he a munch fr😏

by Pimp_londy November 10, 2022

Dick munch

Ex.1 When you wanna ask if someone sucks dick, but wanna be funny.

Ex.2 When someone is an absolute Dickie Cheese.

Yo herald is a dick munch.

by Mega dicker March 1, 2019

MUNCH

The definition of MUNCH is a person who is "R00ted" deep within the earth as the "R00ts" intertwine with the underworld. The Tree of "Munch" is an "OAK" and is "Caucasian" to "B00t" The long "Branches" of the tree reach way up into the "stratosphere" where "myth" says they reach "celestial" heights. Someone who is from out of this world would be what we call "Neo" in the "Matrix" not to mention "commando" "Arnold" "Conan The Barbarian" This MUNCH isn't just a stop by and whine and complain about shit while his or her "mates" go for a "smoke" or get a "bite" A MUNCH is a "TABLE" where EVERYONE can come sit and or stand and enjoy the the conversation and most "Importantly" the "FOOD" "NOM NOM"....

Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax

Whoa MUNCH really pulled his shit together for this evening...

Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S

by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022

munch

A man who eats out a woman without receiving anything in return.

“Sienna is such a munch. She ate it for lunch.”

by therealmunchman June 8, 2023