n't

The abbreviation of not, used as a joke or to insult.

Pronounced as int

A: Hey i got your test results back, you dont have cancer.

B: Really?

A: N't.

by Dr. Dan the Man May 26, 2011

NTP

Non Threatening Penis
A straight male friend who will not try to sleep with a female friend.
He is like a brother, exhibiting completely non-sexual behaviour. He's not necessarily a "nice guy", but just a great friend that has nothing to do with sex.

NTP is the male version of the "fag hag", except both parties are straight.

Kayla and her NTP, Derrick, go to the strip club all the time. Every girl should have at least one NTP in her contact list.

by fabbrunette November 11, 2011

NTHO

Nom The Hell Outta _____________.

Chad: Im so hungry right now!
Brad: Eat something.
Chad:Yea im about to NTHO some cheezits.
Brad:What?
Chad: I said i'm going to Nom The Hell Outta some cheezits. Bitch, get on my level.

by Iron Lung 1876 September 13, 2011

N.T.T.W.

Nailed To The Wall; an act of heterosexual nature performed with the woman's back flat against a wall, usually performed with the man standing and holding the woman up.

Guy hold gals up by legs, pushes her to wall and gets busy with N.T.T.W. action...

by NunyaBusiness February 2, 2006

A.N.T.

Aint No Talking.

when that thang starts ejecting A.N.T.

by pseudonym1224 March 21, 2010

NTJ

Not to Judge - as in not passing judgement

"I can't even believe you let him buy you a drink - what a Barney!"

"After some of the primates I have seen you accept drinks from...?"

"You're right - NTJ."

by Claybabe2k December 11, 2009

NTS

Not that Sweet.

Did you see Pete's girlfriend?
Yeah, totally NTS.

by StephenPorter June 27, 2008