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Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.
by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020
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Nottingham

Urban firing range located in the East Midlands of England. The Chief Constable of Notts this week complained publicly that he is going to have to subcontract some murder investigations because his detectives cannot cope with the workload.
Boss: "We want you to move to Hucknall (north side of Nottingham) to work".
Me: "No thanks. I will stay in Derby as it is safer here".
by fubarderby March 16, 2005
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Nottingham

oh nottingham is full of fun
by arghh me hearties November 27, 2011
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Nottingham

Nottingham, which is in the East Midlands of England. This City (Once called Snottingham) has quite a lot of history like the tales of Robin Hood, England's oldest pub "The trip" and the caves and castle. This City is where Brown sauce (HP), Rayleigh bikes were invented. Nottingham had England's biggest lace industry and currently one of England's highest rated cities for Media. Nottingham also has a top 20 university. Nottingham is one of the best cities in the UK..FACT!!!!!
Dude, I live in Nottingham....BRAP!

I love Nottingham.

Nottingham is better than Derby.

Nottingham would be a cool last name.
by TheProzacKid April 2, 2011
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Noshing

A Northern slang refering to a blowjob
girls like noshing boys off
by hellonbrooklyn November 14, 2012
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Noting

To write a note on Facebook. Can be used as improv when you accidentally say noting instead of nothing.
whatcha doing?
noting
ohh cool i wanna read it
by mmx3 October 22, 2009
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Nothingzone

A step far, far below the friendzone. This is where someone who knows you're attracted to them takes methodical steps to essentially cut you off completely. Generally, this occurs after you've told them about how you feel, but not always- it can happen spontaneously and without any real reason. This may occur with any gender or sexual orientation.

The only good news about the nothingzone is that it is immensely easy to determine you've been placed there by the person in question, and making a determination on your end is brutally simple. Just for the sake of accuracy and integrity, here is a list of things to watch out for:

1. Lack of response to *occasional* contact from you. I'm not talking about spamming them (don't do that. seriously.), I'm talking about reasonable attempts to maintain some kind of normal communication.

2. They create excuses to not hang out with you. If you notice that they use the same excuse frequently, or if they really start to stretch logic to create new ones, that's an issue.

3. They make it obvious that they're hanging out with everyone else except you.

I can handle getting friendzoned. In that scenario, someone's at least down to still hang out with you and stay on good terms. The loss of a friend always sucks, but you have no choice but to dust yourself off and keep living.
"Hey, have you heard from xxxx lately?"

"No... texted him/her like 3 weeks ago, tried calling yesterday, still nothing. We used to hang out and talk all the time, so this seems kind of weird. I have no idea what's going on."

"Hate to break it to you, but sounds like you've been nothingzoned."
by foreveralone000 September 4, 2013
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