the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009

Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

by sz? May 28, 2018

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence «come on guys lets be friends now» originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Its used when you talk shit to someone, and when they say something back you reply with «come on guys lets be friends now» its a way to make yourself look like a victim even though you are obviously in the wrong.

Ponylover2004: hey leon go hang yourself you are shit at the game
Leon: why are you so toxic?
Ponylover2004: come on guys lets be friends now

by Neeguslover January 16, 2018

Now die, with dignity

Phase used mostly for telling (Or show respect) to someone he has done such good things in life that deserves dying with dignity.

"Marc you are such a jerk"
-I don't care man, Now die, with dignity.

"Hey man you are such an idiot!"
- Go die with dignity.

"You are gonna die with dignity man"

by PalomonCP March 7, 2017

Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.

Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025

Unfollow me,right now!!!

A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.

Manchild: bananas are good!

Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! August 18, 2022

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024