sparkle noodles 

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

sparkle noodles by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

snoop noodles

Snoop noodles is the term for a black man with dread locks

That nigga over there is rocking them snoop noodles

snoop noodles by Reeceyfries November 14, 2017

Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.

Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!

Yunnan noodle by A dying goat December 8, 2017

Ramen noodle special 

When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.

Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.

Ramen noodle special by Lolnopelolno January 6, 2018

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

tallahassee noodle fuck by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Wompus Noodle 

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

Wompus Noodle by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

Spicy noodle situation 

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them

Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation

Spicy noodle situation by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018