Potato Enthusiast

A person who completely worships a god food
Will sacrifice themselves for a tatertot
The most godly smol bean possible

"Haha, Ann-Marie is a potato enthusiast"

by quirkywaterturkey March 20, 2020

potato pro

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

by scooter wilson June 18, 2010

Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

by GenWT January 26, 2017

super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato

The super potato destroyed my home

by Raghooten February 26, 2016

potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.

Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.

by RickRated June 01, 2018

potatoe chipe

a potatoe chipe is when you have a potato but stick your toe in it and the chip gets an e

damn that potatoe chipe is thicc tho

by skrtskrtato April 16, 2020

Pale potato

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

by Palepotato April 28, 2017