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my relationship status

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017
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Restless Status Syndrome

Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.
Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
by cornmonster January 5, 2010
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Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.
Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status
by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011
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Big dick status

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches
I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!
by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020
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Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012
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Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012
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facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.
25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!
by soapy pickle November 4, 2013
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