couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

De-nakedise

To put ones clothes on.

"I was so cold being naked, I decided to de-nakedise

by Larry (fake name) April 22, 2015

hot naked

Attractive and butt naked. A perfect mix.

Alyssia's hot naked.

by fub9wry7tqiwrar3wr3 May 10, 2022

Likes em naked

On one glorious night, William Richards in his sleep, said, "I like em naked." Though he looks innocent, he is just a little horny boy. And also a little bitch.

Will likes em naked!

by knoodlezz May 18, 2017

naked

British slang meaning extremely tired or exhausted.

I haven't slept in days; I'm naked.

by Dimitri_SF August 30, 2005

naked chicken skating

dress up like chickens and skate!

me dressing as a plucked chicken and skating

by peewee September 29, 2003