Murderism

A past verb of murder

You are sentenced to 1 year of prison due to murderism

by Sxp3rn0va May 22, 2021

Murdery Joe

When a happy, funny guy passes the drunk threshold, usually by one too many Jameson or other Whiskey drinks, and then suddenly starts to hate everyone around them and tells them he's going to 'f--k them up' or kill them.

"uh-oh Gina, I see Jimmy's eyes glazing over and he's calmly but cryptically telling Kyle he can just kill him. I guess Murdery Joe has officially arrived!"

by Snoop Legend December 18, 2021

murderererer

A muderererer is a person who murders a murdererer who already killed a murderer.

Murderererer: Murdererer, you murdered a murderer
Murdererer: yeah
Murderererer: now i'm gonna kill YOU, you made a loop *kills*

by Reason D Alt July 1, 2022

song murderer

Is an artist who plays very bad cover versions of great songs.

Celine Dion plays AC/DC's "You shook me all night long". She's a song murderer.

by Luka La Menzo April 6, 2009

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016

Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.

Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.

by soviiet December 2, 2019