Cutting the muffin

Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.

She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string

by Smuttyman August 26, 2016

beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck

John Goodman has a muffin neck.

by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013

swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017

the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020

muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015