Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty March 25, 2009

Ghillie Monster

An extremely rare creature that blends in with its surroundings and is near impossible to detect, and secretly delivers donuts to people it deems worthy.

The last time a Ghillie Monster was spotted was in 2007, in New Hampshire.
A Ghillie Monster came and gave us a plate of glazed donuts!

by khill45 March 2, 2011

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

Groady Monster

A person who is foul, disgusting and unpleasant to be around. A person who somewhat resembles a monster.

Herp: "Mom yesterday morning you were a total groady monster."
Herp's Mom: "Why thank you son!"
Herp: "Mom, do you know what a groady monster is?"
Herp's Mom: "No."
Herp: "Good."

by dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011

White monster

a flavour of energy drink most commonly consumed by bottoms

P1: "Whatcha drinking?"
P2: "A white monster."
P1: "Oh I see ;)"

by fuckfacegayboy December 22, 2022

throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 7, 2010

monster

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.

At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.

by BRD September 6, 2005