vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!

"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.

by nknarula June 20, 2009

Mom Minute

(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"

General* conversion rate

1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes

*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.

Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"

Mom: "Yes, just a minute"

Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"

by bigducky29 February 22, 2011

Skinny minute

Skinny minute when you see someone in the time span of less then 24 hours

Person 1: hey dude I haven’t seen you in a skinny minute

Person 2: yeah I know man

by Jjwhahabahshs June 1, 2018

Bros per Minute

(n.) Bros per minute or BPM is a very efficient way of measuring the intensity of an argument. As one can tell, it is the amount of uses of the word bro for every minute of an argument. 1-2 BPM shows that an argument may be starting. 3-4 BPM shows that an argument has already started, while 5+ BPM is a intense argument.

Job: "Hey, bro"
Dane: "What did you say bro?"
J: "You heard me, bro!"
D: "Bro! Shut up, bro! You best not be starting something, bro!"

Bystander: "Man that is an intense argument... The Bros Per Minute will soon be over 9000!!"

by Derp and Neele November 20, 2013

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

Dart The Mitt

What you do when you’re with the boys and someone’s side piece wants it in the pooper.

“Gotta go guys, Beth wants me to dart the mitt”

by AH’21 January 22, 2021

A Quaza 1 Minute Special

Whenever the individual named "Quaza" makes a meme out of a screenshot in less than a minute, some would say its their specialty.

"Look at this silly screenshot Quaza! Wait. What?! You already made a meme out of it? That's A Quaza 1 Minute Special!"

by VibeCheckRadio August 3, 2023