Michelle Beadle

Very attractive woman who currently hosts Sports Nation on ESPN.

That girl is almost as hot as Michelle Beadle!

by adri0801 December 30, 2009

brother micah

a preacher that wanders east coast university campuses. usually yells a lot about how girls today are all sluts, smokers are going to hell, how everyone masturbates, and that pretty much everyone who's not him is going to hell.

he also sucks a dick real good for cheap.

"Hey, did you see brother micah on campus today?"
"No, but I did see him alone in a secluded back alley, he gave me the best blowjob ever for $5!!!"

by yoduh99 October 3, 2007

Microsoft Access

Pile of rotten garbage. May or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.

Of course it blew up, it's Microsoft Access. Who knows what crap was lurking in it.

by Slacker Bob July 23, 2010

George Michael Danger Wank

The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.

The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!

by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008

michty me

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or being overwhelmed.

"Michty me, that's lot of work to finish this weekend!"

by jillios January 2, 2008

microphone gangster

Someone who hates on an indivdual but never says it to their face.

John is a microphone gangster, he always talks behind my back!!!

by Robby Bob March 27, 2008

vatt mictor

a butter sculptor with a strong sexual passion for mannequins.

Vatt Mictor sculpted his real doll out of butter.

by christo January 17, 2005