Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013

Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.

The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)

by Garboth May 22, 2008

Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

by Atheistzilla June 10, 2013

mexican nachos

Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.

Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?

Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.

Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?

Cracka: That's american nachos.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

mexican sunrise

A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole

Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!

by Tony Aroma December 24, 2003

Mexican Bukkake

when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy

Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

mexican fingerbang

When you eat jalapenos and have the juice on your hands and then fingerbang your woman.

Joey made some nachos with jalapenos on them and then he gave me the mexican fingerbang! Ouch.

by yourmom13 January 15, 2011