when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?
Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.
i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.
i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
by jewface69 September 08, 2009
by abadmum April 17, 2018
by Boat21 January 26, 2022
Yeah Joe was a pretty cool guy but he’s with Crackhead Mary.
We used to be friends, but now she’s a crackhead mary.
We used to be friends, but now she’s a crackhead mary.
by hailerlay77 June 07, 2022
by Jedi96 November 24, 2021
A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.
by Eruionmel January 13, 2019