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Aaron Lewis

Singer of American nu metal band staind. Later started a career in country music. Both are good. But staind is heavy. Aaron is obviously a conservative
I got “outside” by staind to be played on my local country station and all the rednecks at our party didn’t bat an eye and thought it was country! Aaron Lewis would be proud!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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Lewis

The man, the myth, the legend, Mr Dean himself.

Lewis aka Mr Dean has got mad skillz when it comes to appraising the Dean. People often call him slimy and a scam artist for charging fees worth more than their house equity.

His passion for selling in the dean is too strong for any mere mortal to deny.

He doesn’t do it for the money, he does it for the love of the Dean.
by MrDeanooo July 23, 2024
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Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum
'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'
by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021
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lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016
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darcy lewis

a person that likes stealing your food

#HumanDrug #HumanBeast
by Handle Tom May 19, 2016
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Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
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