Pecker-in-law 

n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.

Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.

Pecker-in-law by Spank Me Again Kelly! January 30, 2005

long dick of the law 

1: the police
2: the legal system in general

"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels

long dick of the law by walker cyrus May 2, 2008

claws the law 

A set of rules when one is in a drinking situation, whereby if one is asked what is the law they must drink a "claws worth" i.e the width of their hand around their glass.

Steven says, "Whats the law?"
Mark says, "Claws the law"
(Mark then drinks a claw)

Jesus (at the last supper) - "Hey Judus What the law?"

claws the law by Laura & Vicky May 21, 2008

Esoteric's Law 

When debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade's argument will degrade into nothing but character assassinations, and baseless assertions; this will always inevitably happen.

(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )

"Did you see Libertarian Socialist Rants committing Esoteric's Law on his recent video?

Esoteric's Law by BlackSoNotCriminal July 13, 2017

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.

"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

First Law of Ecumomics by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

Booch's Law 

A new system design method is proven by successful creating a system from it.

According to Booch's Law, Qualculus is a legitmate approach to designing a computer system.

Booch's Law by Robert A. August 12, 2004

Eddie Murphy's Law 

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"

That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.

Eddie Murphy's Law by AmericanBeard June 2, 2010