phone-keys-wallet 

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Keylele

A musical instrument combining a ukelele and a keyboard, similar in style to a keytar.

Q: Man, can you believe how amazingly Adam shreds on the keylele?

A: Yeah dude, he used to be the lead keytarist in that Brooklyn hipster band.

Keylele by truckel5 September 15, 2016

keyblurt

When you are in chat or some other messaging system that won't let you edit your input. You are typing on the keyboard going back and forth between two people and accidentally type a message or reply to the wrong person, blurting out. Usually it is insulting or it thoroughly confuses them.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Did you just keyblurt ?

keyblurt by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Mr. Keys 

The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.

Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*

Mr. Keys by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021