Andruw Jones

1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)

Andruw Jones is the best.

by Derka Abdul September 4, 2006

Tom Jones

Extremely hungry / extreme hunger.

I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!

by Terpits August 11, 2007

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

Janess

The lazy, short-form version of the name Janessa, as seven letters is apparently too much for people to handle.

Nice to meet you Janess.

by lovethewayyoulie July 14, 2010

The Jones Theory

When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.

Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?

Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?

Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!

by The nefarious ween March 15, 2011

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked

Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity

by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020