Jersey Barrier

Encountering fecal matter during anal sex typically resulting in discontinuing the act.

(a) There's been a terrible accident!
(b) Oh shit! What happened?
(a) Exactly! Tom ran into a Jersey Barrier. He was fuckin' Katie in the ass and she frosted his dick!

by jxmoth September 27, 2011

Jersey rules

Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.

Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.

Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.

by Rubert the Rubert May 3, 2017

Jerome

Another word for goat meaning the greatest

Bro James is the Jerome of football

by Blaugrana21022 March 19, 2019

Jerome

A dude with a really big dick

Girl 1: Does he have big dick?

Girl 2: His name is Jerome ofcourse!

by Kittencatpuppydog December 29, 2019

Jersey Jambalaya

When a man spreads a woman's pussy and takes a wet shits inside of her. After he pisses in her pussy, finally he has sex with her until he cums inside of her (this mixes all the juices). next the woman sucks his dick clean.

Snooki: How was I conceived?
Snookis mom: Well, i once went to jersey had tried jersey jambalaya!

by JERSEY JAMBALAYA October 1, 2020

Jersey slide

Cutting across 2-4 to make an exit, a new Jersey only thing

1. "I had to Jersey slide across the parkway to make my exit"

2. "That asshole almost Jersey slid me off the road"

by Yumiko_420 November 18, 2021

New Jersey Devils

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies

Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022