jaded

when you have a crush on someone named jade

Man I’m so jaded, i can’t stop thinking about jade!

by jadeylover August 29, 2018

Jarred

Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.

Jarred you need to lay off the tentacle porn.

by Clowntitsballsbitch June 13, 2019

Jarec

Jarec is the back part of the knee. Or, can be described as
an intresting tasting jam.

Ex 1. Ow! I hit my jarec.
Ex 2. Mmm! This jarec is sure delicious!

by ragtagbitch May 11, 2010

Jarred

Big dick
Can fuck a Paige

If your a Paige you should suck him off right now

I want jarred

by Got iris November 13, 2018

jard

exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe.
Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls.
Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.

proper:
JA-A-A.....AAAARRRD!
slang:
My belly hurts, I have to go take a jard.

by yergi March 1, 2005

jaren and carol

Jaren and Carol is the definition of a perfect couple that will last for a long time maybe even for eternity. Everybody wants to be a couple like couple and Jaren.

They are so Jaren and Carol wannabes.

by C♡J April 9, 2017

Jarad Flip

When somebody tells everyone that they can do something really cool so they gather everyone around and when the person does it, it is not that cool and they kind of mess up.

John jumping off the balcony was such a Jarad Flip.

by Pete the Cat April 22, 2017