Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

must win

The Philadelphia Eagles

They better f-in win today!!
Can’t believe we’re in a “must win situation”

by Rev. Blood Green 🌳🦅💚 October 28, 2018

EPIC WIN?

YES

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?

by Thatoneunclewhodhumpscheesewiz June 23, 2019

Bi-winning

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".

Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.

by DaNerdling March 26, 2011

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Nah i'd win

Nah i'd win

Itadori: But would you lose?

Gojo: Nah i'd win

by Third leg Johnson February 8, 2024

Bi-Winning

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.

Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.

by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011