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bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore
Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"
by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008
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Calm yo bed

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.
by bem123 May 23, 2009
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Shit the bed Matilda

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!
by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016
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hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
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using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".
He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight
by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007
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Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
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