Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever

A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."

by ChairBird May 9, 2020

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

chair of death

A game associated with drinking where an individual is spun around on a bar stool while attempting to drink.

Chair of Death, Long Island New York, Facebook-Ernie Smith (Co-Founder)

by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008

Bárány chair

A medical device used to diagnose and treat disorders of the inner ear and balance system.

The Bárány chair also rotates, meaning that I want a disorder in my inner ear.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022