suzy sucked off the horses cock, after she was done, she had gotten the horses cream cheese in her eyes. she was left to die and slowly met life’s end. but that horse cock sure was yummy.
rip suzy
rip suzy
by aerovs August 10, 2018
Get the horse cockmug. A girl between the age of 7 and 13 (most times), probably owns a horse (or goes to the riding school too much) and talks about it every day. She will wear t-shirts with horse prints on them and jeans or horse riding pants. In school she has only friends that love horses as much as she does. IF you want to hang out with her, she says: “No sorry, i need to go to my horse(s).” Horse girls don’t run, they gallop. Doesn’t care if you don’t like her, but if you say anything about her horse there is a chance she wants to murder you. Says she’s good are horse riding, but actually sucks. Here’s a tip: don’t follow her on instagram or other social media! Only do that if you want to get spammed with ugly photos of horses with a billion hearts on the photos. To summarize this whole story you can use one word: ‘CRINGE’.
I ride myself and at school i see horse girls and at the riding school too. The cringe was too much and i was looking on the internet, but nowhere was a really good explanation of horse girls, so i typed this.
by saladass2 May 3, 2019
Get the Horse girlmug. Homey A: "Ayo, where the fuck was you last night??"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"
by don of marmet August 26, 2007
Get the horse ridingmug. A “Quarter Horse” is similar to a well propionate thick sister but more of a slender athletic build. Her body is flawless in every aspect…smooth soft skin, lovely face; hair is at right length for her body and looks good in what ever she has on!
by PMinister July 14, 2006
Get the Quarter Horsemug. An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”
by J Facts October 4, 2022
Get the Fucking the horsemug. 1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.
by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008
Get the Sponge Horsemug. Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.
He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
Get the Horse's assmug.