Patrick Hockstetter

Someone who didn't deserve to die.

*evil laugh* - patrick Hockstetter

by FINNSWIFEYYY May 6, 2021

haunt a house

someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically

Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.

by sassymchateful August 16, 2007

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

mary's house

when the bad guy is coming after you in a scary movie and you're hauling ass and he still catches up to you even though you're walking. He cut through mary's house.

Bob-Man before you kill me, how the hell did you catch up to me when you were walking and i was running for my life?
Killer- oh that's easy i just cut through mary's house.
Bob-I hate mary

by Pancakenipple February 25, 2011

Sell the House

What you say when things go so wrong that there's no chance that they could get better or when you mess something up to the point that you cant fix it. Saying this is usually accompanied by throwing your hands in the air and turning away. This is usually an over-reaction.

"Hey, I just spilled sour milk all over the carpet... Screw it, sell the house!"

"I think I left my kid at the grocery store... Sell the house!"

by IThinkImFunny June 11, 2013

The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

And Then I Killed a House DJ

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.

Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.

by anditwasamazing October 21, 2016