racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

Tickled his wiener

When something is said or discovered that unexpectedly intrigues you or grabs your attention.

Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.

by Bpopp August 26, 2013

chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type

Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!

by Agent Doof July 13, 2021

shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

by Sargenitals July 5, 2018

pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

off his face

An Australian term to describe a state of intoxication to a degree in which a person may not be able to maintain co-hearant speech

John was completely off his face last night, he just wouldn't stop drinking

by Alley AU1987 August 24, 2017

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007