Dirty Happy

the act of blowing ones load to a anime girl and showing the stains on your clothes to your family as a sign of dominance

"I heard your boyfriend did a Dirty Happy the other day"
"Yea and it made me break up with him too"

by Alfonzo3 September 12, 2021

Happy Andy

Shorts a girl wears that are short enough where part of her booty is revealed.

Wow, Cindy is really rocking those Happy Andy's.

by HEGE June 17, 2014

Boabyslap happy

Adjective:- to be boabyslapped repeatedly until one is in a state of rapture. cf boabyslap

She was boabyslap happy after a night of tremendous sex.

by Popesicola xi December 18, 2018

Happy Interstate

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.

That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.

by TheFuzzyTravelers March 28, 2011

Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.

Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.

by bkap314 January 14, 2021

happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.

by kflare3 January 10, 2013

gear-happy

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.

"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008

by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008